kokorooji:

the-blog-of-random-shit:

janersm:

sexting-inchurch:

beautilation:

banasmagiccastle:

sarcasminc:

arigoato:

funny text posts arent my

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Puns like that could get you in

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give it a

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Yeah I think the joke might be falling

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This would probably be a lot funnier if I could read sheet music

It’s no one else’s fault that you aren’t that

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I don’t get this shit

IM CHUCKLING

Lol

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iwanttobeafirefly:

Whattup bitch

iwanttobeafirefly:

Whattup bitch


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the-kellephant:

david-tennants-little-fangirl:

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I still laugh at this every single time I see it.

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Q
Hey! So I'm uncut. I had no choice in the matter, but personally love that I have foreskin. I have no issues with it being 'in the way', 'dirty' or anything like that. Whatever type of information you need/want regarding an uncircumcised penis, I can help with if you want.
A

Thanks for writing in! Not to be a pain, but you *do* have a choice ;) if you were unhappy with having a foreskin and wanted it removed, you could have the procedure done. Regardless, I am happy for you that your body was kept whole and that the choice to keep or remove your foreskin belonged to you alone :D


It’s ridiculous that celebrities can spend a year of my college tuition on like, a necklace like it’s nothing and I can’t even afford a taco.

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spillboy:

More proof that Paul Ryan is a despicable human being.

spillboy:

More proof that Paul Ryan is a despicable human being.

(via andryushacx)


awkward-fallen-angel:

spooniestrong:

electricarc:

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Been playing with this concept for a while.

I love this. So much.

this should be posted everywhere

awkward-fallen-angel:

spooniestrong:

electricarc:

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Been playing with this concept for a while.

I love this. So much.

this should be posted everywhere

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Q
I'm confused as to how you're a little? You're 6', fat and masochistic. That's not a little. Littles are delicate and small and love to be pampered. My Daddy laughed when I showed him your picture! Lol
Anonymous
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-little-nemo-:

his-submissive-girl:

his-submissive-girl:

Firstly, I’m 6’2, not 6’. Goddess and proud 🙌

Secondly, the fact that you had to send this to try and make a point that you’re a “good” little and I’m a “bad” one, says more about you and your Daddy than it could ever say about me. That he would not only find it acceptable for you to make fun of someone else, but to join in too is a clear sign that he is an immature, incapable idiot who has no place trying to be a Dominant. Dominants are meant to be good examples to their submissives. He is clearly a prick and you obviously deserve each other.

Thirdly, I am confident about myself and my body. Your insults and trying to bring me down are laughable. That your only insult is that I’m tall and fat is pathetic. Insult my intelligence or call me cruel. Those are insults to me, not attempting to make fun of my looks.

Lastly, the only factor for a person being a little, is if they feel like they are a little. That’s it. Nothing else. They can be tall, small, fat, thin, male, female, trans, anything. If they feel little, THEY ARE LITTLE.

Littles come in every shape, gender, race, ability. The beauty of BDSM is the spectrum across which it lies. Not just in terms of it’s fetishes and it’s kinks, but it’s people.

If the supreme factor for being a little was actually being physically little, it would be a very small community indeed.

How the frick did this get so many notes?

So yeah. To the anon: shut the fuck up, you and your “daddy” are posers.


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kinkyminx:

troyetroyetroye:

trxyesweater:

Two funny things

1. She has game. Like A LOT!!!

2. In the show he was literally the technology expert…

Iconic

I can’t. lol


Pretend you’re me and write me an “About Me” in my inbox

sadlilkittenprincess:

mentaljumpingjacks:

Omg pls do this

Pretty please????