Princess Ariel on Sophia the First!

Squeeee


scarletrose7277:

Please daddy, never do <3

Promise?

scarletrose7277:

Please daddy, never do <3

Promise?

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mutedfires:

teensforpleasur3:

sterndaddy:

saythankyoumaster:

She loves sucking on his finger as he marks his property.

I love how she arches her back and leans into his slaps. She loves this.

Sweet

The thumb suckinggggg

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iampunkassbetch:

phirouzeh:

I will never get tired of this picture


That guy holding the S is filled to the brim with victory.

iampunkassbetch:

phirouzeh:

I will never get tired of this picture

That guy holding the S is filled to the brim with victory.


howunpleasant:

friday at school i heard some girl in the hall way scream “FOR THE LAST TIME BITCH IM LESBIAN IM NOT TRYING TO STEAL YOUR BOYFRIEND HE SMELLS LIKE KETCHUP ANYWAYS”

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HIGH SCHOOL



This is how to run a stick of Chapstick
down the black boxes on your scantron
so the grading machine skips the wrong
answers. This is how to honor roll. Hell,
this is how to National Honor Society.
This is being voted “Most Likely to Marry
for Money” or “Talks the Most, Says the
Least” for senior superlatives. This is
stepping around the kids having panic
attacks in the hallway. This is being the
kid having a panic attack in the hallway.
This is making the A with purple moons
stamped under both eyes. We had to try.
This is telling the ACT supervisor you have
ADHD to get extra time. Today, the average
high school student has the same anxiety
levels as the average 1950’s psychiatric
patient. We know the Pythagorean theorem
by heart, but short-circuit when asked
“How are you?” We don’t know. We don’t
know. That wasn’t on the study guide.
We usually know the answer, but rarely
know ourselves.

HIGH SCHOOL By Blythe Baird (via blythebrooklyn)

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michaelpalin:

Reason 3284739567346762306 why I love Julie Andrews.

 

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Q
Cutest blog name ever!!!
A

Aw thanks love!!


sociopathintheimpala:

deducingtimeangel:

emilyissherlocked:

iou-one-jolly-time-vortex:

captainamerica-in-middle-earth:

If you listen to the end of tangled…. Rapunzel and Eugene didnt get married until several years later 

same with Aladdin and jasmine!

And Belle was trapped in that castle for months with Beast; I’m pretty sure at least a year.

learn your motherfucking princesses

Also Tiana and her prince were together as frogs for an indeterminate length of time before they married. 

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seashellmichel:


I love being spanked over Daddy’s lap

seashellmichel:

I love being spanked over Daddy’s lap

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terrorless:

the-girl-who-laughed:

This is the most accurate picture I’ve ever seen.

my fucking life

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iampunkassbetch:

?????

&#8230;what in the actual fuck is this?!?

iampunkassbetch:

?????

…what in the actual fuck is this?!?